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Alabama college college football color Crimson Tide double meaning football laundry detergent literalism name ncaa - 6578672640
By IdahoGeekette
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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

dutch name star wars wtf - 6580268032
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"DUTCH" how the hell does a guy from a galaxy far, far away end up with a name like "Dutch."

bits data double meaning literalism name Star Trek transmitting - 6570553600
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... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop

bob marley double meaning jamming literalism name old joke is old printer reason - 6566066944
By Will Johnston
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Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop

brand double meaning literalism misinterpretation name turtle turtle wax wax waxing - 6565983232
By xyzpdq1 (Via Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

brand double meaning literalism name semi semi truck semis swift taylor taylor swift - 6548458240
By tonis
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It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

adage brand cereal double meaning lemons life literalism name when life gives you lemon when life gives you lemons - 6533008384
Via Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop