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It's time to get naked! All the airy, free-spirited puns and jokes to put you in touch with your body au naturale. 

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AskReddit Thread For Naked Sleepers Strikes Comedy Gold

Some AskReddit threads are informative. They open peoples minds. They help to educate the ignorant, and heal the broken. Not this thread. This thread's greatest success is making us laugh out loud at our sad desks. This thread tackles the hard-hitting question of what naked sleepers would do when confronted with situations such as A) Fire and B) Burglary. It's not very deep. The question might even be unnecessary, but gosh darn if it ain't entertaining. 

Funny AskReddit thread about what naked people would do if they had to put out a fire or fend off a burglar | r/AskReddit posted by Nazamroth People who sleep naked is plan case fire or murderer? posted by sherminator19 Whip out my cocktail sausage make fire and/or burglar leave alone because guilt.
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Naked Woman Gets Locked Out Of German Spa In This Nightmarish Twitter Tale

If you think your most embarrassing story is bad, just wait til you read writer Anbara Salam's mortifying Twitter story. Let's just say, it involves nudity, a language barrier, and a whole lot of crying. Get ready to cringe. 

Head on over to Fail Blog to read even more embarrassing moments!

Funny and embarrassing Twitter story of a woman who gets locked out of a German spa while completely naked | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam 5h Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked crying, around an industrial machine room spot service lift. Out sheer panic run into lift, covering each boob turn, mashing buttons. 6/
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Women Share Disappointing Reactions After Sending Their Nudes

Sending risque photos of yourself is pretty much always nerve-wracking, but it's even worse when the recipient replies in a less-than-enthusiastic manner. Twitter user cal_gif tweeted out her own highly disappointing response from a recipient of her nude photos, and people began replying with their own experiences. 

So with all of that being said, nude photo-recipients, please take note and don't say these things. We repeat, do NOT say these things.

Funny tweets about disappointing reactions to sending nudes
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British Dating Show 'Naked Attraction' Aired Last Night and People Weren't Ready for the Genitals

The new dating show 'Naked Attraction' had its pilot episode last night and people are still trying to figure out what the hell they just watched.

Contestants go prehistoric and are stripped of all clothing. Leaving viewers with some disturbing sights they may never unsee.

RULES: One contestant gets shown six naked people (starting with the genitals), and eliminates people one at a time. The show ends with the final contestants naked, hugging, and set up for a future fully clothed date.

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