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Salutations, m'lady. Please accept this bounteous offering of monumentally cringey fedora-tipping gems as a token of our affection and gratitude. 

There's nothing more we love than the pure cringe of neckbeard content. Now, thanks to one enterprising content creator, we can blindly relate to these tough guys using the questionable science of astrology! It's hard to pick a favorite astrological sign, but remember to use your rising and moon signs to make sure you get a more complete idea of what you'd be like if you'd only studied the blade. 

For more astrology memes, check out some of our lists here and here. 

Hot Pockets for the eccentric palate!

Happy Hump Day, y'all!