mountain dew

If you needed proof that chivalry is dead, we've got it right here for you. These fedora-tipping neckbeards may think their use of "m'lady" makes them gentlemen, but at the first sign of rejection they lash out in a Mountain Dew-fueled rage. This incel-esque behavior can be witnessed on nearly any website with a comment or messaging feature. The overwhelming prevalence has made neckbeards and "nice guys" excellent meme fodder. There are entire subreddits dedicated to these misogynists who hide behind a screen - and for good reason. Their sad antics are an absolute goldmine for people who live to consume cringe. There are a quite a few solid gems in this gallery, but if you crave more of this amusing filth there's way more where these came from.

There's nothing more we love than the pure cringe of neckbeard content. Now, thanks to one enterprising content creator, we can blindly relate to these tough guys using the questionable science of astrology! It's hard to pick a favorite astrological sign, but remember to use your rising and moon signs to make sure you get a more complete idea of what you'd be like if you'd only studied the blade. 

For more astrology memes, check out some of our lists here and here. 

Salutations, m'lady. Please accept this bounteous offering of monumentally cringey fedora-tipping gems as a token of our affection and gratitude. 

Hot Pockets for the eccentric palate!

Happy Hump Day, y'all!