morals

Newt Gingrich's ex-wife Marianne has come out out with allegations that he asked her to have an open marriage after coming clean about his longtime affair with then-aide-now-third-wife Callista. The best part? All of this took place while Gingrich was working to impeach Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

The holy sanctity of marriage! We must protect it!

Learn ALL the morals!

CHASTITY It's curable, if detected early

THE OTHER MORAL OF THE STORY: you can kidnap a school boy with no negative consequences

THE MORAL OF GREASE: Why be yourself when you can be a whore