Rich people love to be covert about how rich they are

Somebody didn't pass math class

When I first got my driver's license, I was terrified of actually taking my mom's car out and driving it myself. I was so sure I was going to cause damage to it, and I simply did not want to get in trouble. And you know what? I was rightfully scared. Because in that first year of driving, I caused so much damage to it, that it was actually embarrassing. Thankfully, my mom didn't force me to actually pay for all that damage but to be fair, she could, and it would have been understandable. Take w…

Airplane tickets are a computer purchase

You're going to JAIL!!! PERIOD!!!

It was a hard bargain

This would happen to Miranda Hobbes

Time to pay the Piper

That's just bad etiquette

A family fight that will follow them to the grave

Quite the assumption

Im bulking, bro

That's not her problem

They need to get to work

She's being milked for all she's worth.

It's just lunch girl