You know what they say about insane parents , can't live with them, can't live without them despite your best effort to rid them from your life. There's no perfect parent-and-child relationship. Even the best families still have hiccups now and then. There are a lot of lucky people out there with some of the best, most sane parents imaginable. And that's incredible! But we're not here to talk about you guys, sorry. Some of us have been cursed with the most deranged parents imaginable. I can per…

Unfathomable foolishness

Wah

They'll do everything right

One of the scariest things about Mommy Facebook Groups is how much personal information people are willing to share on them. I'm convinced that so many of these moms never learned that creepy people can use what you post online stalkingly. Either that, or they don't think it will happen to them. It's one thing to share something vaguely identifying anonymously, but it's a whole different story when you're sharing details about your life and your child's life with a group of functional strangers…

So weird

Milk time

Toddler parents are heroes

Diapers and sourdough pasta don't mix

Talk about taking it too far

What happened to the vacation part of summer vacation??

Poor kids

So embarrassing

Playing with kids is not always the most fun activity for adults. Kids like to play out the same scenarios over and over and over again, and while it's stimulating for them, it's not always the most entertaining experience for the adults playing with them. Despite this, playing with your kids is incredibly important for their development. Playing with your kids or the kids in your life communicates to them that you care about them and their interests. Kids don't want to play forever. In fact, t…

Kids: Who wants them, who's got them, who can't live without them? I find it so touching when people talk about wanting to be a parent since they were teenagers. Most young people that I know seem to have an "uh, I don't know" attitude toward having kids. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that; in fact, I'm in that boat myself. I know that if I want a kid someday, I'm going to have to really fight for one and pay a lot of money to make it happen. That's the nice thing about having gay paren…

Who needs a baby names book when you've got Facebook?