Save the children

Being a parent is the best! (But also, please send help...)

The unschoolers strike again

Hi mom!

Babies are difficult to integrate into friend groups

Boy moms strike again

The kids are officially back in school , and I can imagine that this is causing a lot of mixed emotions for parents right now. On one hand, it's great to have these rugrats out of your hair for 7 hours a day. School might not technically be childcare, but it sometimes feels like it is when you get to work peacefully for hours at a time. At the same time, you can't help but miss them at least a little bit. The worst part of the back-to-school season is how many forms parents must sign. I swear,…

It's not that deep

Hilarious

Clueless

Get these kids out of my house and back to school

You know what they say about insane parents , can't live with them, can't live without them despite your best effort to rid them from your life. There's no perfect parent-and-child relationship. Even the best families still have hiccups now and then. There are a lot of lucky people out there with some of the best, most sane parents imaginable. And that's incredible! But we're not here to talk about you guys, sorry. Some of us have been cursed with the most deranged parents imaginable. I can per…

Unfathomable foolishness

Wah

They'll do everything right

One of the scariest things about Mommy Facebook Groups is how much personal information people are willing to share on them. I'm convinced that so many of these moms never learned that creepy people can use what you post online stalkingly. Either that, or they don't think it will happen to them. It's one thing to share something vaguely identifying anonymously, but it's a whole different story when you're sharing details about your life and your child's life with a group of functional strangers…