Can she not take the bus?

Hi mom and dad!

No parent wants to have to choose between children during important moments in their lives. People can plan around this as much as they want, making sure weddings don't fall on milestone birthdays, etc. However, sometimes nature takes its course, and babies are born on graduation days. One recent grad was put in this situation, and her mom chose not to attend her graduation. This would make sense if the baby were literally born as she got handed her diploma, but that wasn't the case. Her older…

Where food issues and toxic parenting meet

All you want is for your kid to learn how to say mommy, but once they do they never stop saying it...

Mind your business

It's time for us to face the facts: we give moms a lot of slack in this series. There are a lot of cringe mothers out in the world who detox their children from heavy metals and squirt breastmilk in their eyes when they get a stye. Even though they have some wacky ideas, they're not complete monsters. They're just women who've been sucked into a weird online subculture . It's easy to criticize mothers for a myriad of reasons. It's far too natural for us to fall into misogynistic thought pattern…

Please stop adding silent letters to kids' names...

We have sass, we have class, and we'd really like to have another glass… of chardonnay

And extra special memes just for the moms this mother's day!

Privileged parenting at its worst

That's not a rainbow

Millennials are killing the normal name industry, or at least so it seems. The weird names young parents give their kids have become bonafide memes at this point. I don't know if we'll ever get to a point where McKinsleigh will be considered a normal name by the majority of the population. At the same time, we felt the same way about the name Britney, and nobody bats an eye at that anymore. My favorite millennial naming convention is giving your baby an old lady's name. I know two babies named…

Remember those "May the 4th" jokes today, dads!

I'm addicted to you (car seats) don't you know that you're toxic?

Let him eat air