I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop
Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop
I sure hope this search doesn't evolve into a wild goose chase... - Matty Malaprop
One percent of people notice 99 percent of all grammar and spelling errors on the interwebs. #OccupyMerriam-Webster - Matty Malaprop
MISSING now with shocking consequences
WHAT ABOUT KYLE? 1937-still missing
As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop