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THE SCHEDULE SAYS 9:13 A.M. AND YET IT ALWAYS SHOWS UP AT 9:09 A.M. AND MY LIFE IS JUST A LIE :((((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

SHOOT FOR THE MOON even if you miss you'll die horribly in the void of space and won't have to live with your failure

Is double crowning a real thing? HOW DO I PAGEANT-SPEAK? - Matty Malaprop

I IMPLORE YOU you can play, but please don't try a three pointer.

What can Jamie say? He's the hyneman that lots of different types of lady fall for. - Matty Malaprop

That TOTALLY looks like something!

LAUGHING DOG she didn't miss

Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop

EXCUSE ME MISS your third arm is showing

Punmaster duguk says: "I think I went a bit overboard; there was really no need to sink so low."

I merely say: Too soon? - Matty Malaprop