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THE SCHEDULE SAYS 9:13 A.M. AND YET IT ALWAYS SHOWS UP AT 9:09 A.M. AND MY LIFE IS JUST A LIE :((((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

miss moon shoot space - 6961713920
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SHOOT FOR THE MOON even if you miss you'll die horribly in the void of space and won't have to live with your failure

miss toilet basketball 3 points - 6727141888
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I IMPLORE YOU you can play, but please don't try a three pointer.

mythbusters walrus TLL jamie hyneman myth miss similar sounding resemblance - 6662720000
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What can Jamie say? He's the hyneman that lots of different types of lady fall for. - Matty Malaprop

That TOTALLY looks like something!

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Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop

cruise cruise missile Hall of Fame isle literalism miss similar sounding too soon - 5710218240
By duguk
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Punmaster duguk says: "I think I went a bit overboard; there was really no need to sink so low."

I merely say: Too soon? - Matty Malaprop