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Will it be a promise Gen Z can keep?
Gotta approach parenthood with a little wit and some memes.
Mom and dad need a vacation from the family vacation.
"I was a teenage monster."
Take a look, it's in a book, READING RAINBOOOOOOOOOOW!
T9: 555-666-555 (Only millennials will understand.)
"Just sleep when the baby sleeps!" How 'bout you just shut up?
School is out, do you know where your parent friends are?
We've got such geriatric vibes right now
Millennial parents are the only ones who can hear “what a time to be a parent” both ominously and excitedly…
But actually... How ARE you supposed to respond??
Only millennials' will understand this: "Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake!"
Why sing a boring lullaby when you can softly sing "Get Low" by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz ft. Ying Yang Twins?
All you want is for your kid to learn how to say mommy, but once they do they never stop saying it...
If you were a millennial who didn't start keeping a journal after watching 'Harriet the Spy,' how did you even learn how to write?
Millennial parents are already starting to mentally prepare for the teenagers they're going to be raising in the near future...
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