This can only end one way.
DATING A MOM
DEFINITELY MILF enough.
YOUR MOTHER invited the kids over for cookies after school
AWKWARD unless his last name is Freud
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, of course. What in the world else would that be an acronym for?
Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop
What did you do with the y?
But I will, once I get my own stylish lower stomach tattoo.
No, literally, he really wants lunch.
MOM you're embarrassing me