don't be that friend

They know it all

Is that in the lease?

Mildly infuriating

What could go wrong?

If you've ever worked in the food service industry , you certainly know the pain of customers coming in right minutes before closing. While it's still technically appropriate and enforced by management, the last thing you want after an eight-and-a-half-hour shift is to stick around an extra hour for a couple of customers. If you've never worked in hospitality, it's understandable that you might not understand the common decency of the appropriate window of hours of operation. But my personal be…

Everyone's "not hungry" until the takeout gets here

Shady behavior

It has begun. Wedding season. At its most corny, marriage is a beautiful union that brings together two individuals to share their lives, love, and - much to the couple's chagrin - a truckload of complaints. Forget those dramatic, soap-opera-worthy clashes. Today we're talking about the daily, mundane skirmishes that leave husbands and wives shaking their heads, rolling their eyes, and perhaps nagging their partners. From stacking plates in illogical ways to massacring baked goods or pizzas, th…

A timeless tale

We all have our own petty causes that get us riled up. I think self-care routine videos are incredibly annoying and should be banned. Recently, Redditor u/hegotthedream asked the fine folks of r/AskReddit to share the “smallest hill” that they're willing to die on. The responses were quite interesting and revealed that everyone is passionate about some kind of small or stupid issue. Judging by the responses, one of the most common hills that people were willing to die on had to do with grammar…

It's easy to be correct and even easier to be wrong. But it takes true talent and wit to be correct in the wrong way.

Oh hell no