Michael Bay

Why don't you take away bacon while you're at it...

T.M.N.T before they were aliens

Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!

TAINT Michael Bay's "new" teenage alien invader ninja turtles -coming soon!

Just another days work for destroyer of childhoods.

TAINT teenage alien invasion ninja turtles

HE is why we can't have nice things.

"These turtles [in the reboot] are from an alien race, and they're going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable." - Michael Bay

MICHAEL BAY ruining childhood favorites since 2007

Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero?

SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN