Congratulations on making it to the weekend, comrades. If you're on the hunt for some quick and easily consumable content, you're not alone. And we have to suggest taking a scroll through the witticisms people have posted on the bird app. Twitter , for all its downsides, often behaves like a hyper-productive joke factory - one that would probably benefit from its users taking some time off to, say, touch grass. Though it's undeniable that some of the site's most prolific users spit out some ann…