What is a softboi ? If you've ever received a flirty unsolicited message from someone who speaks in platitudes, drops backhanded compliments that simultaneously flatter and insult, or talks at length about how "different" they are, then you likely already know. Thanks to @beam_me_up_softboi 's archive of weird DMs from pick-up artists, sapiosexuals, and self-proclaimed ' nice guys ,' we've amassed a very cringe compilation of receipts that prove how low softbois can go.

Stop telling the world our secrets!

Just admit you’re 5’11 bro

Damn, Twitter

Men address everything from anatomy to relationships

There's no light at the end of this one

*Smiles and nods*

Major ick all round

How??

Take no crap

Hope Brandon's OK.

Good to know.

"Every Woman's Fantasy"

Just back away slowly

Have you ever found out that a guy you thought was your friend was telling people you " friend zoned " him? The situation is not uncommon. As a thirty-something year old woman, it's been an interesting time navigating the world of male/female friendships. While I have quite a few good male friends who haven't shown any sign of romantic or sexual interest , there were plenty who resented their platonic designation. I'd hear about their frustration second-hand, and question the entire basis of ou…

Oofah.