C'mon, get happy!

Getting together with your family for a vacation can be extremely stressful. There's travel to worry about and food to make, but most crucially, there's the pressure and desire for everybody to get along. Some of us come from bloodlines that get into screaming matches over having to wait in line for Space Mountain for 20 minutes too long. Others might be the product of a passive-aggressive lineage where your aunt implies a lot of shady stuff about you while walking down the Champs-Élysées. One…

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Rebel girl!

Today I congratulated myself for making the bed, and also for finishing my coffee before it was cold. I may not have drank a 16 oz glass of water like I had plugged into my productivity app, but listen. Nobody's perfect. Not even Keanu Reeves. I'm sure he has a devious thought every now and then, or orders Uber Eats instead of cooking his own meals. Anyway, the obsession with perfection, productivity, and self-care is getting ridiculous. Even my therapist agrees. We set such high bars for ourse…

The name Dave Brandt may not mean much to some of you, but you've definitely seen him in memes. When we scroll through our feeds, whether at our desks when we're supposed to be working or at home when we're chilling, it's easy to forget that the faces of viral meme formats belong to real people. Dave Brandt was certainly a person, and it's with great regret that we report the farmer passed away on Sunday at the age of 76. Dave Brandt became an Internet legend thanks to the popularity of the ‘Bu…

“I think I’m looking forward to cracking up. I hope I can, you know, totally crack up. I haven’t cracked up in a long time.” Child actor Jake Thomas said these words when asked, “What are you looking forward to most about this film?” while on the red carpet for Osmosis Jones. When they say "from the mouths of babes

Can't stop, won't stop

Peep, Barbie, Kirby, you name it!

Let it all out

Getting up there!

You can tell a lot about someone by looking at the memes they decide to send to other people. You can tell if they're an introspective sad boy, an unreformable normie, or a forward-thinking comedic genius just by the memes that dawn their Instagram stories. Your meme choice matters, whether you believe it does or not. It's essential to use the right memes around the right people. You can't just brandish memes from 2017 in front of a bunch of internet veterans. They will surely know the differen…

Turn off your computers

Do you still have the unbridled whimsy and joy of a child? Do you long to go back to being eight years old just for a day? Do you ever cry that you're never going to be a happy kid on Christmas morning ever again? To answer those questions: no, no, and never. I don't miss being a kid at all. When you're a kid, you can't go anywhere, do anything, and you have nothing. You've got less freedom than you'll ever have for the rest of your life. I'm not one of those adults who wants to watch kids' mov…

I am incredibly nervous about the upcoming movie in the Joker cinematic universe . For those of you who don't know, the sequel to the hit 2019 film Joker will be called Joker: Folie à Deux . The highly anticipated movie will co-star Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn , and get this…it's going to be a musical. I love musicals, so when I heard this news, I was more than stoked. Joker is already such a heightened and unrealistic movie anyways, I don't think that adding some Judy Garland covers is going to…

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