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I need to get something off my chest. You know all those viral TikToks where people take you through their adorable little morning routines? Well, I hate them. I really, really hate them. Who the hell gets up in the morning and actually thinks some sh*t like “Carpe Diem” as they apply their expensive skincare routine and drink a green smoothie? Well, I'm sure those people exist, but they're definitely RICH, and in no way reflect actual human beings. If I were to take you on a journey through my…

Some people wake up on Mondays and just get out of bed instead of snoozing for 40 minutes. Some people mosey over to their coffee maker or tea kettle, look at the window, and smile, thinking “How wonderful. It's another day on Earth, and I'm lucky to be alive.” They take a shower, get dressed, and high-tail it out of the house with a pep in their step and a grin on their faces, excited to be productive and see their coworkers. Then there's the rest of us. Dragging ass, disgruntled, taking some…

Even the nicest people in the world have moments where they just can't stand something or someone. As someone who is only slightly nice, I am a person who has a host of pet peeves relating to human beings. I can't stand loud chewers. Sometimes I actually wear earplugs when my boyfriend's roommate is eating with us in the living room. Loud typers? They drive me up the wall with their weighted smashing in the office. People who do things like floss or clip their toenails in public are up there, t…

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Not much in this world annoys us as much as an angry " nice guy" who takes pleasure in victimizing themselves while painting a very ugly picture of women. Everyday annoyances don't compare to how frustrating the misdirected ire of a young man who feels scorned or misunderstood by society can be, particularly when it's found all over the internet. Dudes will harass women via direct messages when they're rejected, or make cruel statements from a dark place in their hearts that makes them feel jus…