mayonnaise

Do you think mayo is spicy? Do you listen to gangster rap on your morning commute to your high-paying 9-5 job every day? Do you love Olive Garden more than anything? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then Instagram account Middle Class Fancy is just the thing for you!

Lo and behold, the following headlines are not satire! Scroll down to learn about some of the industries those terrible Millennials are totally destroying!

In today's episode of Millennial's are Ruining Everything Good in the World, we're examining the Millennial's impact on the mayonnaise industry. Philadelphia Magazine published an article recently in which the writer, Sandy Hingston, claims that mayo has gone the way of the dinosaurs. "It's too basic for contemporary tastes," she writes. "Good ol' mayo has become the Taylor Swift of condiments."

Predictably, Millennials everywhere are expressing their rage with the mayo-hating sentiment. In other words, they're bringing the spice - get it? 'Cause old people don't like spicy condiments...okay, we'll stop.