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Matt DAAAMOON

Change.org petition that reads, "Send Matt Damon to Mars to retrieve Opportunity"
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Team America: World Police, anyone?

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An Existential Crisis

Caption that reads, "When you look great in one picture and terrible in another and have no idea what you actually look like" above a pic of Matt Damon looking off into the distance, next to a pic of Matt Damon as a puppet character in Team America: World Police
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So which is it??

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These Kids Are Now 19 Years Old!!

Caption that reads, "When a teenager tells me they were born in the year 2000" above pics of Matt Damon progressively getting older in each photo
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God help us '90s kids.

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These International Celebrity Doppelgangers Will Blow Your Mind

It's said that there's a doppelganger out there for everyone. Thanks to all of these photos, the celebrities below can officially stop looking!

Fun celebrity lookalikes and mind blowing Doppelgangers from around the world
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Hehehe

Two pics of Matt Damon, one labeled "Matt Damon" and the other labeled "Matt Nightman"
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I'm Old And That's Just Not Right

Caption that reads, "When a teenager tells me they were born in the year 2000"
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25 Movies With Absolutely Brilliant Opening Lines

First impressions are important - and these films show us how it's done. 

Collection of images featuring brilliant first lines from famous films and movies, cover photo is Quentin Tarantino in Reservoir Dogs explaining Madonna's "Like a Virgin."
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Here's To Surviving The Weekend

Funny meme using sickly image of Matt Damon in the Martian, when your friend says they are still alive after a weekend of crazy drinking.
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Talented Mr. Ripley

Funny meme of a black man that looks just like Matt Damon, text says he is not fooling us.
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The Best 'Ask Me Anything' Celebrity Responses Ever

These are some of the best ever celebrity responses from reddit 'Ask Me Anything' interviews. There's also one response from a girl who works at Pornhub, you know, for the laughs.

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Matt Damon Pranks People by Surprising Them with a Spy Mission

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Matt Damon Movie Coming Up? I've Got the Perfect Design for a Poster

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This 'The Martian' Honest Trailer Reminds Us That We Need to Stop Saving Matt Damon

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Someone Calculated How Much Money We've Fictionally Wasted Saving Matt Damon

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I think it's time to let Matt Damon die, y'all.

According to Quora user Kynan Eng's calculations, if all of Matt Damon's characters were real, we would have already spent nearly a trillion dollars trying to save him:


Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B
The Martian (Mars mission): $200B
TOTAL: $900B plus change

What is it about Matt Damon's face that makes people want to keep him safe? Apparently his movies have only grossed $2.7B, so he's not even close to pulling his own fake weight.

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Spoiler From the Martian

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He's Family to Me

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