It's that time of year again where everyone on /r/DankMemes presses pause on their self-pleasuring activities for the month of November. It's not entirely clear where this tradition started; some say it's simply meant as an act of willpower alongside No-Shave November, while others claim it's to raise money for prostate cancer research. For those who actually make it through the month, is it all worth it? We'll never know.
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If you were expecting us to respond maturely when we heard it was International Nut Day, you were sorely, sorely mistaken. When we see an opportunity to get dirty, we take it. So here are a bunch of super inappropriate and nut-worthy memesfor your scrolling pleasure. Just try to avoid scrolling through them near your mom or your boss. And here's a heads up: Tomorrow is Boston Cream Pie day. Get ready.
The horny teenage boy theme may seem cliche to some, but cliches and stereotypes sometimes exist because they're true. The 'Girls vs Boys' format has been super popular this year, and this riff on horny teenage boys going through puberty is probably one of our favorites. Puberty was rough, man.
Via Live Leak
This security footage shows a dude walking into a store, and dropping trou in front of the PS4 display. Moments later an employee shows up to kick him out, but not before he starts working his, uh, joystick.
I think it's safe to say this guy is a Sony fanboy.
