DC Comics has, famously, declared that Batman doesn’t eat p****. That’s because, “It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.” So, they’re not morally opposed to it, per se. But it’s money, not morality, that drives these storylines – and that’s always been the case. It just so happens that, decades ago, the best way to sell comics was to explore the romantic, sexual taboos that teenage boys found intriguing. And that's what we're exploring on this very specia l Valentine's…

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In the debate of Marvel vs. DC comics, I feel like most of the world has agreed that Marvel is the superior IP. Even the most DC pilled person can admit that they have a much larger variety of heroes than DC has. The foundational units of DC are Batman and Superman, but mostly Batman. Personally, I can't help feeling inclined towards DC based on the strength of the Batman brand alone. One of my favorite things about Batman are his villains. Gotham City has no shortage of weird guys and girls wh…

There's nothing more endearing than watching religious children try not to swear. They shout “son of a biscuit” after stubbing their toe. These kids have an endless diatribe of “fricks” that comes out of their mouths every day. This goofy censorship is one of the last great American dynasties. One of my favorite non-swear word is “gosh diddly darn." Aside from its obvious southern flair, the alliteration and the modification of “darn” with the far more silly “diddly” elevates this phrase to a p…

Back in 2019, Tom Holland told a story on Jimmy Kimmel of how he allegedly saved the Spider-Man movies. The story goes that, at the time Sony had rights to Spider-Man and was not coming to an agreement with Marvel for them to continue. During this time, Holland apparently was upset that he might not continue his character, so he wrote a heartfelt email to the chairman of Disney , Bob Iger. A few days later, Holland was drunk at a pub with his family when Iger called his cell. Apparently, after…

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