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The first time I ever played any sort of board game was when I was eight years old. The game was Monopoly and my Dad thought it would be a fun time for my sister and I. While I share his love of competition, he was sorely mistaken. I became mad with power as I destroyed my little sister's spirit, and pretend wallet. My Dad, in turn, relished messing with me. While I struggled to maintain some sort of savings, Monopoly quickly became my sister's least favorite activity. Eventually, she grew so f…

Amazon is everywhere, and it’s difficult to find a person that hasn’t used their services at least once in their lives. Millions of people buy things from them on a daily basis, so it makes sense that they can afford to take a risk or two with their marketing strategy before the internet decides to meme it for them. However, nobody would expect them to take the postmodern approach that recently graced the TikTok feed of @eddyburback . He took to Twitter to show a recording of an ad he had just …