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Don't march to the tune of your own drum, at least not until it's tuned. These puns might help get your cadence down, give them a gander.
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Employee purposefully slows down productivity to show how he's carrying the team, his coworkers flip out: 'I was the mug that covered for everybody and was then doing 5 peoples jobs, [then] I decided to work at the pace of everyone else'
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