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Don't march to the tune of your own drum, at least not until it's tuned. These puns might help get your cadence down, give them a gander.
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Employee gets job at same company as childhood friend, gets offended when she refuses to mentor her: 'I told her it was not my job'
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17-year-old refuses to babysit out-of-the-blue for her entitled aunt, mom defends her teen daughter: '[My Aunt doesn't get] to decide what I do with my time.'
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Sister destroys $200 worth of Christmas gifts for 18-month-old nephew, then claims it was to force more charity giving, getting herself cut off: ‘[She said] we “went overboard” on the amount and “needed to be grateful and give more to charity”’
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Lawyer wants to withdraw from his church's Charity Christmas Program, after his allocated "family-in-need" requests luxury gifts instead of necessities: 'I can’t afford to buy half of this stuff for myself'
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