magician

That pear had it coming.

Get it?

Just kidding, this trick was filmed for a stunt. It was never aired on the news:

UPDATE 2: This video is fake: https://t.co/nlGrvAwSFs. The reporter helped magicians film it as a stunt. Never went out live on Sky News.

— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) July 24, 2015

I'M A PRETTY GOOD MAGICIAN but I can't seem to make you disappear

THE GREAT Pr0NSTACHE That's a curious name for a magician but who am I to judge?

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