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These Quirky Comics About A Hitman Are Wonderfully Absurd

When we saw our first "Tony Lazuto comic" we sent it to everyone we knew. The comic, which featured a hitman feigning a butthole injury to carry out an assassination was definitely something we'd never seen before. The absurdity and genius had us floored. And we're happy to report that there are quite a few more where that one came from. 

The comics come from the genius mind of Tim Lavoie's Elder Cactus. Turns out Lavoie created an entire saga based on the hilarious hitman character. And we're so glad he did. If you like what you see, give Elder Cactus some love on Patreon. We need this kind of entertainment now more than ever.

Funny comics from Elder Cactus about a hitman, tony lazuto, web comics | so much pain! OH GOD MY BUTTHOLE MY BUTTHOOOLE! Oh goodness mr! Please someone help Please help my butthole can do help Tony Lazuto Says hello. Incredible. He's carried out 47 hits like this. elder cactus.com | Uh oh. Too much weight. Anyone around? Could use some help Crap Oh close Wait why are- Tony Lazuto says hello eldercactus
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Game looks solid though, and a good choice for the trailer song. But really, this comment right here sums up how I feel about the trailer as a whole:

barack obama comixed facebook Hillary Clinton mafia mafia wars russia Vladimir Putin vladurday - 4453415168
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Yeah, I've got Facebook on here and everything. Let me send you... wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?

(Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin)