mace

i think if i told them what i was thinking i would've been maced even harder

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS where is your paper now? where is it?

US AIR FORCE bullets? who needs bullets?

Jokings aside, did you hear about the old lady who was pepper-sprayed? She's 84 years old, and I guess a heckuva fighter. Check out her full story at Pundit Kitchen.

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MACE same effect but tastier

YEAH YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW just wait till he pulls a can of mace on your super soaking ass.

MACE in your face.

PILLOWFIGHT you're doing it right