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23 Fresh Tweets For People Who Don't Want To Look At Twitter

It's no secret that Twitter has a lot to offer in the humor department. Comedy writers and aspiring humorists manage to craft short and sweet tweets packed with cleverness and send them out for the world to enjoy. The only problem is that there's a whole lot of unpleasantry on the site as well. Political arguments, bad takes, and relentless trolls are ever-present. To save you from all that agony, we've collected some fresh and funny tidbits from Twitter and put them in a relatively safe space for some peaceful scrolling. And if you need more tweets? We've got you covered. 

Fresh and funny tweets, clever tweets, relatable | Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so idea is make tiny little carrots Investor: eh Baby carrot inventor: BUT make sure they are always soaking wet Investor got yourself deal | Anna Fitzpatrick O @bananafitz my fave collective lie everyone has agreed is box q- tips says "do not use inside ear canal and consumer are like won't
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40 Puns And Dad Jokes That'll Get Your Eyes Rolling

If you don't groan by the end of this list, you're probably a dad yourself. Or someone who actually enjoys cringing (or watching others cringe). Either way, enjoy these dad jokes and please be aware of the effects they have on other people before using them (effects include eye rolling, groaning and slinking away). 

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Zero suit shulk enters the battlefield! #TheFappening

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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. (Mitch McConnell)

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I noticed that you're gangster... I'm pretty gangster myself.

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THE RIGHT TO SPEAK YOU MIND does not mitigate your inability to think things through.

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