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I wanna go home

How lucky

Greetings, internet explorers and post-appreciators. If you've been avoiding Twitter thanks to Elon Musk , or have never composed a short and sweet tweet simply because you didn't want to, we don't blame you. The ol' bird app can definitely be intimidating. It can also be downright unpleasant if you say the wrong thing or enter the wrong area of the website. With that said, we do enjoy indulging in the witticisms of the people who do the app justice with their wit, wisdom, or even endearing stu…

By the pound

Could you just send a text pls?

Have a break

Happy Tuesday, y'all. I don't know about you, but I'm nowhere near recovered from the festivities, gluttony, and all-around insanity that occurred between Christmas and New Year's Day . Despite having yesterday off, I still feel as bloated as I did the day before. Let's just say it's not a good week for trying to fit into jeans, but it's an even worse week for trying to focus. Fortunately, this job involves some duties that don't require much in the way of agonized toiling, and collecting the w…

100% RDA of humor

Stop normalizing "the grind" and start normalizing expressing your most chaotic emotions through memes.

If you think you're bored, you better be grateful you weren't born before the internet was invented. Back in those dreary pre-meme days, kids had to walk up to twenty miles just to read a joke in the “joke” section in the back of the local paper. And the joke was never even good. Before the internet, people were forced to awkwardly stare at each other on public transportation and sometimes even make friendly conversation. That's right, it was normal to make small talk with random strangers. Bef…

No BS

This may surprise some of you, but Facebook used to be a glimmering utopia for meme lovers, especially meme enthusiasts with an affection for strange humor. We called it “Weird Facebook,” and for years the meme communities were thriving. Then Instagram took off and the boomers took over, leaving many of the prolific and niche Facebook meme groups collecting dust. While the convenience of scrolling through (and the joy of running) Instagram shitposting accounts is nothing to be scoffed at, we ki…

Jump into the meme stream

Goodbye, 2022. As I write this I am nearly paralyzed (at least mentally) by the notion that another year has come and gone. Another shitty year, might I add. Looking back on 2022, I can't say that I've done anything of that much importance. Sure, I killed it at work and managed to keep my cats alive, but I didn't experience any milestones like getting married or having a kid - both of which the people on my Instagram and Facebook feeds seem to be doing with wild abandon. The truth is, I spent m…

“Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and auld lang syne?” To that question, I say, “no.” This auld acquaintance song used to be the quintessential New Years Eve tune