When it comes to workplace etiquette, there are certain things were are just not supposed to be doing online. For example, hitting up a free cam site or looking at thirst traps. While we may enjoy such activities in the comforts of our home, it's not really kosher to go there in the office or on the work computer. And honestly, being on the job isn't the most arousing activity. Sometimes, however, we do like to indulge in some dirty humor, and the best way that's even somewhat acceptable is mem…

Dad jokes are basically my favorite kind of joke. First, you don't have to be a Dad to tell them. My friend Jonathon is the most consistent purveyor of the specific type of humor, and peppers our hangouts with some seriously Dad-worthy riffs. I think it's because he's Canadian. Second, while not everyone will laugh at a dad joke, they usually have the ability to elicit a healthy eye roll, groan, or scoff once they've been told, and where jokes are concerned, even a minor reaction is satisfying.…

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When we talk about relationships, it feels like people are usually discussing ones of the romantic variety. But there are many other types of relationships. The relationship you have with your toilet, for example. Or your friendships, the people who are your blood family, or perhaps your chosen family. I, personally, have a relationship with my coworkers. It's usually positive. But we have our little ways of communicating with side-eyes, smiles, and sometimes the odd eye-roll that lets us know…

Another day, another dollar. Why does it always feel like such a struggle? First of all, you have to wake up, and if that wasn't already harrowing enough, then you have to get out of bed. Once you've made it that far, it's time for those daily hygienic rituals that help others perceive you to be a functioning member of society. I don't know about you, but I'm not Patrick Bateman when it comes to my morning routine. I'm dragging my feet and using the drugstore brand lotion. Exercise ? Fat chance…

I've never considered myself a Trekkie. Sure, I like Star Trek. I powered through the entirety of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds while battling Covid-19. The show, which follows the adventures of Captain Christopher Pike (masterfully played by Anson Mount), is an action-packed fresh look at some of the universe's most beloved characters. We've met Spock, Uhura, and now James Kirk, who ends up taking the reins of USS Enterprise after Pike. It may not be the best television show of all time, but a…

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When you're a kid almost everything feels like it's the end of the world. When I was 4 I became absolutely convinced that the “cool” way to eat pizza was upside down. Cheese facing plate. Ridiculous. The first time my mom took me for pizza after this idea got into my head, I attempted this method between sips of Hawaiian Punch. Once she noticed what was happening she freaked out, grabbed the slice, and tried to get me to eat it the right way. I had a meltdown so explosive that she refused to se…

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Navigating through countless memes might feel similar to exploring a Marriott breakfast buffet that occupies half of a garishly-lit banquet hall, or perusing a Chinese restaurant menu so large it requires a binder full of food pics to contain it. Alternatively, it might resemble the decision-making process at a Baskin Robbins or choosing the perfect bite from an overflowing charcuterie board. Although some choices may not seem particularly enticing, once you stumble upon that perfect bite-sized…