lol
counting down the minutes
You are NEVER too old for rubber ducks… And real duck memes!
it's okay dude the hike is only 27 miles
Wait I forgot my Garmin watch
This is your sign to stop messing with that art piece you have been working on for months, it's done.
Sometimes it makes you super productive, other times it makes you scroll through WebMD for 4 hours…
Like the tide
You can be both dark AND funny—it's called “balance," sweetie.
It's brat kid summer.
i'll start eating healthy next week
Enjoy
d'oh!
The simplest joys in life are analog
I can offer you an egg in these trying times
Hanging out
Forever wishing I was at Paddy's Pub
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