There's something palpably disgusting yet utterly riveting about watching rich, privileged people talking about their “everyday” lives. With the advent of social media, the regular old plebs of the world now have the opportunity to really see how the other half lives. Social media is a lot more revealing than shots from a rabid paparazzo, despite the fact that they can reveal a carefully curated view of the subject's existence. That colorful and impeccably composed acai bowl sitting atop an inf…

'TikTok comments are what you’re thinking but someone has the audacity to say'

A gift to you

Things are constantly happening. Sometimes it's difficult to keep up with all the viral content and cultural moments, especially when your brain is on low power mode. It's only been a few days and the internet has shifted it's focus from pregnant Rihanna, to crypto news, to everything that happened at the Super Bowl, to Kanye West's weird beef with Pete Davidson...it's impossible to keep track of everything that goes viral. Don't you wish you could turn off the social media side of the internet…

Happy Tuesday, friends and frenemies. Another delightfully dull day on our fair planet Earth. The agony people feel at the beginning of the workweek can be palpable. And Tuesday, to us, usually feels like the worst day of the week. It can be a reminder of how we are chained to this grueling, arduous, and nearly automated schedule by capitalism and forced to take pleasure whenever we can get it. Which for some people means two days a week, and for some people it's far, far less. Yes, we see you,…

OK, I'll bite

Poets of the internet serving spicy roasts

Good times

When there are a million tasks on your to-do list—like washing the dishes, making the bed, watering the plants, paying the phone bill, getting your car's oil changed, applying for a new job, calling your mom, returning that library book you've had for weeks but never read, deciding what to do with your life, working up the nerve to ask out the barista who always flirts with you, starting that Great American Novel you've been thinking about writing for years, finally admitting to yourself that j…

We've seen a lot of strange and amusing headlines in our time. While some are funny in their structure, others are funnier because of the content ('Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself'). We're fond of both. Some of our favorites include: 'Macaulay Culkin to legally change name to 'Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin'' (EW) 'Seagulls keep couple hostage in their own home for six days by attacking them every time they leave house' (The Telegraph) ‘Florida Mayor Arrested Just Weeks After Taking O…

If you've ever zoned out of an entire conversation because the floral pattern on your friend's shirt reminded you of the time you forgot to send your grandma flowers for her birthday even though you'd set up multiple reminders for yourself, so instead you spent hours searching for singing Elvis-themed telegram services online (since your grandma loves Elvis so much), which somehow lead you deep into a rabbit hole of YouTube video after YouTube video featuring terrible performances by various El…

You know what they say. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All play, and all that fun starts to lose it's luster. At the end of the day, it's all about balance. But balance is hard to reach when the stress and demands of everyday life are wearing you down. It almost seems like the hellish and grueling routine will never end. It's Sisyphean, if you will. While it is true that everyone need a paycheck , it really is not worth becoming a fried and burnt out drone in the name of capitalism…

Sleep-talking is a phenomenon that affects about 5% of adults and, more often than not, is pretty damn funny. I personally never want to know if I fart in my sleep (if you're not conscious it doesn't count), but if I'm snuggled next to you while slumbering and I utter something wild, terrifying, or hilarious, I'd better hear about it when I wake up. There's something about the utterances of the unconscious that is far more fascinating than the details of whatever a person is actually dreaming a…

Wahoo!

These memes take a walk on the wild side.

Let's not forget the hero who helped the world visualize exactly what Google was under fire for by dressing as the Monopoly guy during the 2018 trial. And then, of course, his unintentional Bruce Willis sidekick.