“With this one you have to commit, once you start this you can't break character!”

It doesn't matter how hard you try to fight it, the perils of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many unfortunate realities of being a 21st century human with painful first world problems. While most of us can cop to feeling miserable pretty much every single day, it's frowned upon to complain about your problems when comparatively speaking, you're pretty damn privileged. Unfortunately, we can't help you permanently crush the urge to completely ignore the responsibilities and tasks…

She's normalizing IBS and proud of it! Plus, when is someone carrying around a bag of poop not funny?? (Please don't answer that…)

Legend

Ewan McGregor is an international treasure. And today happens to be his 51st birthday. Before he dazzled our screens as the somewhat salty version of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Scottish actor appealed to my more…alternative preferences in his earlier films. I'm talking about the David Bowie-inspired Velvet Goldmine , in which McGregor plays a character based on Iggy Pop. His acting is great, but my friends and I were more interested in the full-frontal nudity he displayed during a raucous rock and rol…

If you've been staring at your wall for what seems like hours, unable to motivate yourself to even drink a glass of water, maybe it's time to snap out of it and treat your body to its most fundamental human needs. Instead of firing up the demonic bird app, eat a little healthy snack. Hydrate. Get some rest. When you've completed these primal tasks required for your survival, then and only then should you scroll through these dank memes . I don't know who needs to hear this, but the internet is…

“That bug is better than me because I ain’t fighting that hard for nothing.”

The internet is a wild place. From one second to the next, we're consuming information about everything from war to celebrity gossip with virtually zero time to process any of it. How is one supposed to scroll through chaotic feed after chaotic feed of TikTok shitposts, Ukraine news, and videos of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock without feeling completely insane? I know this might sound crazy, but I'm starting to get the feeling that social media has had a negative impact on my overall mental he…

Fun and games

“I mean he was done really fast so he must know something I don’t.”

In case you've been living under a very large and heavy rock, you're probably aware that last night's Oscars were…interesting. Will Smit h ended up slapping the sh*t out of Chris Rock after the comedian made a tasteless joke about his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith . It was certainly a shocking moment (especially when uncensored), and it's been one that the the internet simply cannot get enough of today. Everywhere we turn there's a cringey take or funny meme about the incident. We thought we'd seen…

A lot of folks, regardless of medical training , say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Here's the thing: we're not the biggest fans of apples. We prefer overpriced green juice that contains more sugar than you actually want to know - and tastes about as good as eating grass. So basically, we are of the mind that looking at funny memes is a better cure for any illness, mental or physical. The whole apple adage gets a lot of attention, but people seem to forget the classic - that laughte…

Rest those eyes

Meow!

Imagine trying to fry something up, you leave the room for one second, and then when you return your pan is just doin' a little twirly twirl…

Meme's might've been invented by millennials, but Gen-Z are turning them into a regular part of office culture—and we love it!