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Oh Kenneth, you never fail to make me giggle with embarrassment. - Matty Malaprop

The Chinese subway system takes your safety seriously.

Yesterday I had to have a lock cut off my ear because of the popular comic that suggests sticking locks through peoples gauges.

... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

B-LOCK when a d-lock just isn't secure enough

The phone will break soon anyway.

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