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WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop

The Spam Cannon a spammer's weapon of mass spammage

Guaranteed Not To Fail

I am performing Bach's Air on the G String with real air

Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."

After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop