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'My parents (retired) are going on their 10th+ vacation this year:' Entitled parents ask 31-year-old son to move home for a month to dog sit for free, despite it forcing a 2+ hour commute
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7th grader melts down over English teacher making him read a book of his choice and write an essay every month: 'This is Honors English in 2025'
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‘I'm not an atm so please don't message me if you just intend on asking for money’: Childhood friend Miley reconnects only to ask for small cash “emergencies” until a clear boundary ends her demands routine
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Family demands sibling sign over their half of a shared property, sibling agrees only if parents give them their house in return, parents refuse: 'They say I should just trust their word'
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 11, 2025)
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