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65-year-old mom allows son and daughter-in-law to move in, considers selling after he berates her for having friends visit his 4350 sq ft 'forever home': 'I spent $15,000 fixing the house and moved to the granny flat'
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Houseguests learn host took day off to relax after their stay, so they extend trip only to get kicked out 11 hours before flight: 'The day off is for me to rest, not to be their host'
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Man named Daniel Rivera uses a fake name to apply for jobs, immediately starts getting interviews: 'Now considering doing all future applications as Brandon Walker'
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Employee takes 35% pay cut in favor of hybrid work, finds out on day 1 that no remote work is allowed before 90 days: 'I quit after one day'
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