lightbulb

Electricity may seem like a screwy concept to the scientifically disinclined, but hey, at least it powers your apartment! - Matty Malaprop

CHANGING A LIGHT BULB not as easy as it sounds

I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

Soda preference is very important.