Lame Pun Coon

One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop

In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

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This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!