Ladies Love

It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

If it is, then I guess that means we here at So Much Pun willow you an apology. - Matty Malaprop

(Try the veal, etc.)

I TOLD HER TO MOVE TOO!

My sense of humor is crippled by my knowledge of history; I know just enough to make obscure jokes, but not enough for them to be clever.

Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop