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Op. Op. Op. Op. Oppa Pyongyang Style

(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)

Fawning is obligatory

(Kim Jong-un)

They know I got nukes, right?

(Kim Jong-un)

The next person to say yolo will die.

(Kim Jong-un)

Your face! It's just so soft!

(Kim Jong-un)

(Kim Jong-Un)

Everyone in all the world was thrilled for the wedding of their Glorious Leader, but before the honeymoon sexy times can get underway Kim Jong Un will have to face his 3 deadliest challenges yet! Be sure to tune into this week's, ADVENTURES OF KIM JONG UN! (because it's mandatory.)

(Kim Jong Un)

"Howdy y'all! Come and meet the little misses!" This happens every time he watches "Gunsmoke" reruns.

It was a dark and stormy night, when Miss Kim realized that no matter what, the man beside her would always resemble a North Korean Pilsbury Dough Boy with a really bad hair cut.

(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)

NORTH KOREANS free at last

Can't you just see the happiness and joy on their faces?! Well, on Kim Jong-Un's face, at least.

Tell the West that we will stop our nuclear weapons program if they will give us a Krispy Kreme franchise.

(Kim Jong-Un)

PANTS AND PIZZA PARTY IN PYONGYANG!!!

Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.