kim jong-un

Come play in the traffic, Kim...

"[Katherine Moon, a senior fellow for the Center for East Asia Policy Studies] said that [Kim Jong-un's] increasing weight, alcoholism, heart or ankle problems and stress are all among the health factors that could be ailing him."

And evil Capitalism and its Great Depression took away one of my cars!

Citing "a source in China," the Chosun Ilbo reports that "the North feels the clip, which shows Kim dancing and Kung-Fu fighting, 'seriously compromises Kim's dignity and authority.'"

The newspaper says that after North Korea asked China to stop the video from spreading, "Beijing was unable to oblige."