The baby said, "oh, get my good side!"

"The money was in a sealed account until kiddo was 18 and they couldn't access it if they wanted to."

Poor baby

Say bye to your free babysitting!

"He told me I was making him look like a 'bad dad' for not having thought of something like this..."

Sure, why not? Share these memes with your baby!

Taking matters into their own hands

Happy halloween parents… It's the one day of the year when you're legally allowed to steal at least 15% of your child's candy and call it the “chaperone tax." Technically you can do that any day of the year but it's especially encouraged today.

She's expressing herself

Parenting ain't easy

It's not for them

Justice is a dish best served clean

Sometimes it's okay to be a bridezilla

That's not safe

What a great question

There's a reason that the 'evil stepmother' trope has been so prevalent in pop culture