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Caption that reads, "And people wonder why our generation grew up sarcastic..." above a pic of Bert saying, "Ernie, how do I look?" Ernie replies, "With your eyes, Bert"

The Snark

Text conversation where kid asks dad if they were adopted, dad replies, "No, why the f*ck would I pick you?"

Burned By Dad

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Tweet that reads, "In like 15 years, somewhere in a crowded, fashion-savvy nightclub, a DJ is gonna drop Baby Shark and the place is gonna EXPLODE"

Wow, Time To Feel Old

Caption that reads, "Me if my kids come out allergic to dogs" above an illustration of a woman throwing a baby away

Yeet 'Em Outta There

Funny tweets about childhood irrational fears.

16 People Share Their Most Irrational (And Hilarious) Childhood Fears

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Caption that reads, "He told his dad he wanted to learn how to train his new dog, and his dad said there were lots of dog-training videos on YouTube. So here he is, showing them to the puppy" above a pic of a little kid showing an iPad to a little puppy

He Tried, And That's All That Matters

Caption that reads, "When your son accidentally ingests gluten in school and you have to go pick him up" above a stock photo of two people driving in a car while wearing clothes made out of bubble wrap

Helicopter Parents Approaching The Landing Pad!

Cartoon of a kid saying "I love you Mom" running to the mom who says, "What do you need?"

Whatever, MOM

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Caption that reads, "Let go of the things in your life that are holding you back" above an illustration of a mom walking away from a kid while saying, "See you in hell"

Peace Ya Little B*tch

Funny meme about strength

Notice Me

Caption that reads, "When you're cleaning your room and you get distracted by stuff you found" above a pic of a woman wearing a fancy mask playing on her phone

'Ooh, Haven't Seen This Since I Was 8!'

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Text that reads, "My whole childhood I thought it was illegal to turn on a light in a car while driving"

Same

Parody of the game Connect Four called "Connect with the F*cking Devil" with pic of two kids playing with the Connect Four apparatus that has a pentagram on it

PRAISE BE TO SATAN

Why. Can't. You. Just. WORK

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Pic of a chalkboard with text that reads, "Quote of the day: don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it" above an illustration of a woman throwing a baby away

YEET

Pics of a very fat dog not wanting to go for his walk with a small child

F*ckin' A