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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 9, 2025)

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Dad pesters his half-unconscious wife with a 104-degree fever, asking her how to get their 4 kids ready for bed: 'I just snapped and told him to figure it out on his own'

Emmy Pratt

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'These kids are being used as a cute front to fund luxuries that parents should be paying for': 5 and 6 year-old kids run lemonade stand every day into the school year, sparking neighbor's concern and suspicion

JR Atkinson

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'I told her if she’s not ready by 7:30, I’ll just leave': 34-year-old aunt becomes chronically late to work after offering to drive her niece to school because her tardy sister doesn't respect her time

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Dad stops paying child support for his 6-year-old daughter when his ex-wife starts using the money for dating, sparking debate in the comments about parental responsibility: ‘Be a man, support your kid’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'This is supposed to be fun, not a debt collection service': Family birthday tradition gets ruined when the group chat takes "mandatory" $25 donations too seriously

Jesse Kessenheimer

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27-year-old fathers 4 children by 4 mothers, his parents praise him for being responsible: 'I take care of my kids. None of their moms have to struggle.'

Emmy Pratt

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9 and 11-year-old homeschoolers stay up until 4 AM running and screaming, mom only cares because they're keeping her up: 'I wouldn't care if they didn't keep me up too.'

Emmy Pratt

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‘Pulling the “family” card, like what family?!’: Biomom abandons her 4-year-old son, then 17 years later asks him to donate money to help pay for her new family's medical treatment

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I need answers': 35-year-old uncovers a mysterious $500,000 loan from her family business to her ex-husband, exposing her parents' favoritism and shady business deals

Jesse Kessenheimer

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23-year-old daughter refuses to babysit five younger siblings, moves to new apartment and concierge finally stops family from coming in unannounced: '[They] called the cops'

Isabella Penn

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Grandma takes in and buys car for son's 16-year-old daughter from an affair, he complains she won't buy one for his 17-year-old son: 'You're literally raising her'

JR Atkinson

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‘I’m not ruining my trip because she didn’t plan ahead’: Niece refuses to cancel her vacation despite her entitled aunt insisting she needs to stay behind to babysit

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I'm not rearranging my entire life because she spent recklessly': Daughter refuses to be her mother's fallback retirement plan after the 58-year-old mom blows her savings on "treating herself"

Jesse Kessenheimer

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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (October 4, 2025)

Elna McHilderson

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Nine nannies ban woman from park playgroup for slacking off, she fires back by filing complaints to bosses at their jobs: 'She’s making things difficult'

Isabella Penn

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