kids say the darndest things

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Funny story written by a seven-year-old about her pet crabs

Seven-Year-Old's Story About Crabs Is Utter Genius

Caption that reads, "Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there" above a pic of a piece of paper with a bunch of misspelled shapes on it

Not Dumb, Just...Creative?

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Text that reads, "35 years ago in elementary school, one of my friends called a 'sloppy Joe' an 'untidy Joseph.' I haven't been able to call it anything else since then. Now you'll call it that too"

Has A Nice Ring To It

Caption that reads, "If I was a teacher, I'd give this kid an A" above a pic of an elementary school exam where the teacher asks students to defend their answers; kid responds by drawing a military guy 'defending' the word 'Answer'

Clever Kid

Sign that asks kids random questions about marriage and relationships

Sometimes It's The Kids Who Are The Most Wise

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Tweet that reads, "Y'all pray for my son, nothing wrong with him but I ate his Pop Tart before his class picture and he said he never smiling again" above school photos of a small child looking angry

That's A Serious Offense

Tweet that reads, "My five-year-old son just asked, 'What if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey's whole life?' and none of the parenting books I've read have prepared me for this question"

Thanksgiving's Just Around The Corner

Tumblr post that reads, "Today my little brother (he's six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said I'm a nerd"

Sick Burn Bro

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Poem about a tiger written by a six-year-old that actually turned out pretty good

Beautiful

Tweet that reads, "My daughter just ruined Toy Story forever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldn't know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse"

Good God

Caption that reads, "When you ask a first-grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home" above a hand-written letter that has a picture of an hourglass with the text, "Time's almost up"

Saaaad

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People Reveal The Hilarious Ways They Broke The Rules As Kids

A note that reads, "Mom Charlie poot my Barbie in his but hole and got poop in her hair if he dose not get in truble I will poop on his hamster"

A Credible Threat Has Been Made

Tweet that reads, "My friend Luke didn't realize until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bathwater"

It's Kinda Sweet

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Twitter's #LetAChildExplain Proves That Sometimes Kids Just Say It Best

Photo of Chris Pratt's son dressed as Captain America for Halloween

Awkward...

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Woman insists Korean coworker use an 'English name' at work because their first name is 'offensive,' coworker refuses: 'She recently complained to our manager'

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Boyfriend lets girlfriend live in his parents apartment by herself rent free, gives her an allowance that is 56% of his monthly paycheck: 'She has no money saved, she has nothing but debt'

Boyfriend lets girlfriend live in his parents apartment by herself rent free, gives her an allowance that is 56% of his monthly paycheck: 'She has no money saved, she has nothing but debt'

Single friend refuses his Europe vacation buddies’ demands he sleep on a couch while couples get private rooms, the couples instantly back off when he suggests upgraded accommodations: ‘I don't like sharing bedrooms, we are not children’

Single friend refuses his Europe vacation buddies’ demands he sleep on a couch while couples get private rooms, the couples instantly back off when he suggests upgraded accommodations: ‘I don't like sharing bedrooms, we are not children’

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (June 4, 2025)

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33-year-old mom forces her 14-year-old insomniac sister to watch her 3-month-old baby at home alone while she works all day: 'Both my parents work, so I’m left alone with the baby for hours almost every day.'

33-year-old mom forces her 14-year-old insomniac sister to watch her 3-month-old baby at home alone while she works all day: 'Both my parents work, so I’m left alone with the baby for hours almost every day.'

Mother-in-law cries and demands an apology when married daughter-in-law books her own hotel room for family vacation, insists she share a room with her brother: 'The place they booked [...] has one bathroom for 5 adults, no living area to sit'

Mother-in-law cries and demands an apology when married daughter-in-law books her own hotel room for family vacation, insists she share a room with her brother: 'The place they booked [...] has one bathroom for 5 adults, no living area to sit'

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