In all fairness, the the Kevin Bacon Lettuce Tomato should've been a dead giveaway from the get-go...
Do you stand with Kevin? Are you ready to #freethebacon?
PS Marvel, I'd watch the hell out of the movie he's proposing, just saying.
Kevin Bacon Totally Looks Like Red Skull
It's good to know that, even though this Red Skull dude isn't attractive in a conventional way (he doesn't have a nose for Christ's sake!), he still takes care to whiten his perfectly-straight teeth. Kevin Bacon would be proud!