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You already know what it is, it's your boy Stephen with a brand new show on Cracked where he absolutely eviscerates your favorite films. Uh, yeah, he's going there. This week on the Skewer Stick is everyone's new favorite action flick, John Wick: Chapter 4 . Prepare to get skewered (WARNING: SPOILER ALERTS AHEAD).

The John Wick films have been a pretty wild and bloody ride. And with last week's release of J ohn Wick: Chapter 4, fans are having to say goodbye to a beloved hero. The reluctance to bid this iconic character adieu is a testament to the cult status of Chad Stahelski's films, just like the fact that Chapter 4 pulled a whopping $73.5 million in its opening weekend. As someone who contributed to that $73.5 million, I have to say, the goodbye is bittersweet. While it's hard to say that the film is…

He's still wholesome

I need to get something off my chest. You know all those viral TikToks where people take you through their adorable little morning routines? Well, I hate them. I really, really hate them. Who the hell gets up in the morning and actually thinks some sh*t like “Carpe Diem” as they apply their expensive skincare routine and drink a green smoothie? Well, I'm sure those people exist, but they're definitely RICH, and in no way reflect actual human beings. If I were to take you on a journey through my…

Montreal-based writer and director Andrew Todd is officially on our hit list. He hasn't committed any serious crimes against our soul, but he has had the blessing of weeping in the arms of John Wick 3 star Keanu Reeves. We're just so jealous that he's been touched by the living, breathing, and villain-slaying meme. Todd hopped on Twitter to share this heartwarming and nerdy tale, and now we're here to share it with you.

"No wife, no dog, no home. You have nothing, John..." except these memes!

Bless him

Most agreed that the initial release was a total fail, but this time the bugs are gone, the graphics are tight—God definitely left the meeting happy. The free trial is available now!

'Matrix' star reveals feelings about Metaverse, cryptocurrency, and VR

Who couldn't love this dude?

Since Warner Bros launched that trippy interactive website on Tuesday, the internet has been literally shaking in anticipation for the full Matrix Resurrections trailer. Well the wait is over for all the Matrix -pilled fans out there. So Neo and Trinity have aged and appear to be experiencing amnesia in a sterile-looking San Francisco, while younger versions of Morpheus and the Oracle still seem to know what's going on. What does it all mean? Has the Matrix literally rebooted? In the last movie…

What is real? How do you define ‘real?’ On WhatIsTheMatrix.com , the new interactive website promoting The Matrix Resurrections , the choice is yours. Reality can be whatever you want. All you have to do is click the red pill or the blue pill. At first, the website seems to offer a simple choice between two different teasers. But after spending some time on the site, it becomes clear that there's a lot more going on. For one, the footage generated is different depending on the minute you click,…

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