kate middleton

So, if Royal Baby is third in line to the throne in England, that would make him... hmm... fifth in line to the American Presidency, I think?

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DILF Duchess, actually

(Prince William, Kate Middleton)

PILF FOR NOW QILF in two generations

KATE MIDDLETON the first QUILF

It's an old joke, but it never gets old to me! - Matty Malaprop

It has been Reported that Queen Elizabeth is NOT at ALL pleased with the Latest Version of the Royal Wave

(Prince William and Kate Middleton)

The Queen is way over there... I can have a cigarette here.

(Kate Middleton)

I swear, I must be Shrinking. I used to be the Tallest woman in All of England.

(Queen Elizabeth II, and Kate Middleton)

Can I still pinch her?

(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge)

Yes Miss Johnson...they both said they had never seen one before.

(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Charles)