They're too subtle

You know… kids are dumb; it's really an undeniable and certifiable fact. In fact, it's not even a programming error rather it's actually one of the features of being a kid; you don't have to know everything or be responsible and can romp around; it's up to your parents, other guardians, or mining foreman to manage that for you and teach it to you in constructive ways. “You can't always get what you want” is one of those first lessons that you're taught in life, and has been an essential part of…

Whatever happened to fun?

She's nosy

Who does she think she is?

One donut = obesity for life

That's not his job

Gene is no good

This pasta-aggression is *chef's kiss*!

'I probably deserve to get fired for that... LMAO"

Karens vs. self-checkout

'Honestly, I'd buy a second 12 foot skeleton'

It's not that serious

Don't judge a book by its cover.

This ain't the time or the place

Intergenerational crime